Saturday, August 18, 2007

Teachings of the Holy Spam

1.Join the millions
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5. Drink it, forget it !

6. Shout - like you've gone mad so they'll hear us

7. One of those new Brazilian vines had snaked its way across the left vlewport since my last time up, but that seemed to be the only change in the whole scene.

8. Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming, And suddenly resolve me in my suit.

9. You can.

10. . had done it once, he could do it again. He simply had to do his homework.
Soros was not, however interested in conducting a seminar on how
1992 coup against the pound had been a fluke, a one-time thing. He
financial markets, hoping that some of his wizardry would rub off on
reaction to the Soros presentation?

Thanks to Irwin z. Ayers, Kody Runsdull, Soft for you, Miss. Exquisita Replica, Mrs. Desire, Bernardo Glass, Pierce Stanislawki, Alfred G Martinez, Jerry Short, Wilfredo Weeks, and Harry Peter.

(it takes only 23 emails in your Spam folder to recognise brilliance inspiration and truth.Titles of mails in bold, names are authentic.)

4 comments:

  1. lol best joke about it, right? I have a special e-mail address that I call the spam address. Hundreds of messages...

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  2. wow! thats must be some archieve. Years later we will see a book published under TAschen publicatioon- Vintage Spam from the 1990's and 20th century. Special Thanks to Devil Mood.

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  3. Awwww, thanks. Just in case I hadn't read all the spam in my own inbox. :-)

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