"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" Irina Dunn
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for--in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." –Ellen DeGeneres
A dog typing away at a computer tells his canine buddy, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.- New Yorker cartoon
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic. -Calvin and Hobbes
There is a ballad in my salad, And a sonnet in my bOnnet. There is an ode in my abode, And a jingle in my Monet.In my tune, there is a rune, In my wrong, there is a song- What feltworsebefore verse, was a poem all along. By Kim
My fortune for the last two days: the will of the people is the best law. What the hell does that mean?
ReplyDeleteholes in bags are cool. There was an Archie comic story about that. Will tell you one day. Luck is bound to come your way with a hole in you bag.
ReplyDeleteOh the luck is all mine. Only I'm slow to realise it.
ReplyDeleteThank you Angels
I never win lotteries
ReplyDeleteI never win housie
I never win on betting
(or) gambling
I FEEL pretty lucky!
I never win all those things too!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm lucky I know!