"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" Irina Dunn
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for--in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." –Ellen DeGeneres
A dog typing away at a computer tells his canine buddy, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.- New Yorker cartoon
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic. -Calvin and Hobbes
There is a ballad in my salad, And a sonnet in my bOnnet. There is an ode in my abode, And a jingle in my Monet.In my tune, there is a rune, In my wrong, there is a song- What feltworsebefore verse, was a poem all along. By Kim
People used to ask me if my glass was half empty or half full. I used to ask for a smaller glass ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell i didnt even look at it that way
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ReplyDeletei just add some whiskey to it ;)
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:) thanks! i need them
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